Sunday, March 8, 2009

Heard on the Playground

Her-annieb, do you see what Johnny is doing?

Me-No, what's he doing?

Her-Just throwing everybody to the ground.


Johnny runs up to me.

After a long staredown......

Me-Johnny...what rule did you break?

Him-I said a bad word.

Me-Ummmmmm. And just what bad word did you say?

Him-Shut up.

Another looonnngg stare down.

Me-No, that's not the bad word you said is it?

Him-Big sigh-Okay, I said bitch.

Me-Go to time out, Johnny.

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