Jesus Loves Me

To the tune of the REAL Jesus Loves Me

Jesus loves me this I know.
He cares when I'm down and low.
He knows I don't remember real good
And leave my iPad on my hood.

Yes, Jesus loves me.
He knows just what thrills me.
Yes, Jesus knows me
I'll tell you how I know.

When I was driving home at last
I saw something black fly by real fast.
My heart stopped and I screamed,"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
My poor iPad is in the road.

Yes, Jesus loves me.
He knows just what thrills me.
Yes, Jesus knows me.

In the turn lane there she lay
I felt all hope slip away.
Jumping out I ran to her
She was shattered, I was sure.

Yes, Jesus loves me.
He knows just what thrills me.
Yes, Jesus knows me
I'll tell you how I know.

Even though so far she flew
My iPad was good as new.
Jesus knew this month is bad
So he saved my sweet iPad.

Yes, Jesus loves me.
He knows just what thrills me.
Yes, Jesus knows me
I'll tell you how I know.
  
This really did happen.
The month of April is really bad for me.
My iPad really did survive!
And I really do thank Jesus!


Just sayin'...........................